Monochromatic Melodrama

silverfoxtrot:

otaku-lyfe submitted: 

ONCE UPON A TYME RYNBN MEET SNAK. SHE SAYS “DAYNG MAN U SEXY” and he say “I KNOW I AM BABY REWOER”

THEN SHE SAY “u wanna go 4 COFFEE” AND snak say “YES”

so the gboy and girl go coffee and bond and FALL IN LUV!!!!!1 then snak say U WANNA GO 2 MY PLACE so rynbn go with him

AND THEY MAKE DOUT ALL NIGHT………………..and got marry

I T ’ S

C A N O N

oh my god I really want someone to do a dramatic reading of this

seriously wOW

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q69EbYUEDv

adorablyrotten:

pyreo:

Hazard was just telling me how she wants to stay away from the ridiculous multitude of Once-ler blogs because they’re messing with her enjoyment of the character, and I think I agree.

I like one or two but there are SO. MANY. And they’re completely unnecessary. People are doing one for every single personality label they can think of or doing their own ‘twisted’ version. What’s the goddamn point? You’re admittedly not trying to be in-character, so why are you bothering to pretend it’s anything to do with Once-ler at all?

I’m getting really sick of the way Oncest has progressed as well. I wasn’t gonna get angry at it for just existing before, but now it’s just awful. The only reason it exists is that a bunch of fangirls wanted their favourite character to have hot yaois. They actually think that a costume change denotes a split personality and have exaggerated that unbelievably out of proportion.

It only annoys me because it ignores the POINT of the fucking movie. We get a character with a lot of depth and personality who seems, above all else, pointedly realistic, and the only thing they want to do with him is force him into seme/uke roles and have them screw each other? And they still call themselves a fan of the character?! Well fuck you too! Was the concept of a multifaceted anti-hero too difficult for you? Are you really that limited in your understanding that you can only define characters under ‘good’ and ‘evil’ and then focus on nothing but who tops?

And good fucking grief, look what it’s spiralled into. Cliche sub/dom, cliche violence and abuse, awful redesigns. Nobody cares that it’s completely out of tone with the cute movie it all came from and nobody has any reservation about making a once decent character completely unrecognisable. People cosplaying selfcest abuse. It creeps me out like you wouldn’t believe.

Just, for god’s sake, I wish they would grow some self-awareness of what they’re doing. This is why everyone thinks the fandom is stupid and the movie is laughable and why I’m ashamed to like it in the first place. If they REALLY want to ship some relentlessly stereotypical abusive yaoi clonecest then HOW ABOUT MAKING UP YOUR OWN CHARACTERS MAYBE instead of pasting it all over something other people like

Sorry, I just…. it’s really starting to irritate me. It’s putting me off wanting to like the movie or be associated with it. Oncest is a stupid, terrible ship and it ruins a character they’re purporting to like. Not that any of them care.

I’m gonna go sit in the corner with the two, maybe three friends I have who like the Once-ler the way he is and aren’t deluded enough to like all these horrible ideas and hope I can retain my interest until the movie comes out

#and this goes for norma too

Norma’s not… as bad because she tends to be in-character far more of the time. But yeah, there are A LOT of instances where fangirls use Young!Norma as an excuse to project themselves onto her to the point where she’s basically an OC. If you’re not gonna do that why not just… actually make an OC. Maybe because they don’t wanna get accused of making a Sue but turning Norma into one is worse.

I agree so, SO much with everything else you’ve said though. I’m sorry you have to put up with such an idiotic fandom. I can totally relate too. I love Homestuck and MLP, but it pisses me off so fucking much with the terrible reputation Homestuck has and then MLP fans go do creepy embarrassing shit like making pony plushes that have a hole to stick your dick in.

As a runner of apersonificationofgreed I do feel a little awkward sometimes realizing what I’ve started with creating other ‘personification’ blogs of other sins and the virtues and inanimate objects. They were born out of the fandom, but are still sort of loosely linked to it? I don’t know but I feel a part of that characterization destruction and for that I apologize. ]:

On the other hand, I do agree about Oncest, it… it’s been getting to unsettling levels lately.

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